Wheaton North Student Accused Of Putting Bodily Fluids In Food

cbs2chicago.com - Student Accused Of Putting Bodily Fluids In Food: "(CBS) WHEATON, Ill. A student at Wheaton North High School is accused in a vulgar case of food tampering. Police say he put his bodily fluid into salad dressing in the school cafeteria."

I sure hope this wasn't one of you!